In west wallsend its flannos and motorbikes
Bar beach its a surfing life
Cooks hill they're being arty
East end party, party, party
Iso, Caro lock your doors
Or if your lucky pull down your draws
Hamo's cosmopolitan
Throsby creek looks great but i'd skip the swim
BRIDGE
He got out a civic station
Walked across the lines
Saw the big penis
Said "Where the fuck am i"

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Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Its so beautiful my dear
They can bury me here

Does show, bucks night
Pubcrawls in a double decker
Dickheads in a fight
Probably over someones haircut
The JR is rocking hard
With black T-shirts and mini skirts
Jumpclub, Fannwaas
Oh can we get a cab, coz my feet hurt
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With kae-sahn on the radio
And orange shit in the sky(Mayfield)
The tourist grabbed his roadmap
Said "Where the fuck am i'???

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Well its time to head
Its getting ugly
Shitfaced people
With the munchies
They migrate to maccas
Or Hamburger Haven
Beer and mull and egg and bacon
The bogey hole for skinny dippin
Strezlecki car park kissing
Some are sightseeing
Some i bet are
At John Hunter nine months later

BRIDGE

With 30,000 people screeming "Go the knights"
The footballer looked around him
said "Where the fuck am i"?

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Who's been to the Beaches on a Sunday night?
Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
And who's driven over Stockton bridge and seen the city lights at night?
Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Because i've been to Nobbys to watch the dawn
Nearly pissed my pants from a ships fog horn
BOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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lyrics reproduced with kind permission of Daniel Arvidson

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